I WELCOME THE AUTONOMOUS CAR OVERLORDS

Kinja'd!!! "thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
10/01/2013 at 19:08 • Filed to: Autonomous Cars

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Seriously guys.

I don't ever, ever, ever want to gove up driving, but today was a shit show of idiotic.

Here is a list of shit I saw today:

1) A semi turning left from the right lane of a 6 lane road.

I know, he needs to make a wide turn, I am not an idiot. You do not, however need to turn left from the right lane, of a 6 lane road, and if you do, then it's obviously not a truck route.

2) Some moron honking at a car turning left basically implying: Fuck the pedestrians, run them over, even though they were crossing on a green light.

3) Some other douche in a cab pulling a u turn in the middle of the block in busy traffic. If you wanted to u turn so goddamn badly, why did you not just turn left 100 ft before and turn around on the damn side street.

4) Two people trying to get from the left lane to the right lane, one behind the other at the same time, right in front of me. The guy in the back had no signal, so I had to jam on the brakes, and he went around the car in front, causing the car in front to nearly come to a complete halt in the middle of the damn roadway trying to get over to the right. Why he nearly halted, I have no idea, as he still had more than half a mile to get to the road he was trying to get off at.

5) Some idiot in a subaru with her damn kid is in the going straight/right hand turn lane. The order of the lanes Northbound on this road from left to right are: Left turn, left turn, go straight/right turn. She is in the right turn lane a few cars up, really badly cuts off a camry in the rightmost left turn lane, then when up in the left turn lane, decided "oh no I want to go straight now, comes back over to the straight lane, with no damn signal, but I got around her barely. I just gave her the shrug, like "wtf are you doing"

As long as I dont have to give up driving (cause I like it), I welcome the autonomous cars which will put an end to this goddamn lunacy.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Mikeado > thebigbossyboss
10/01/2013 at 19:13

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This. People who don't care about driving shouldn't drive. But they need to. Autonomous car for you!

As for those that do, we're cool.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > thebigbossyboss
10/01/2013 at 19:19

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Autonomous cars? No.

4x4 crew cab F250 Diesel with a front end replacement brush guard for the sane drivers? YES.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Mikeado
10/01/2013 at 19:23

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Haha, I forgot to mention the guy in the Dodge Charger, that Changed lanes without signal in the middle of the intersection, while i was in it, taking the last spot and trapping me behind the crosswalk. Dink.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > thebigbossyboss
10/01/2013 at 19:39

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He must have thought he was in a BMW.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/01/2013 at 21:05

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Hahaha...